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Wednesday, March 18, 2020
The tigers Wedding
A tiger was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood
at a distance and wished the tiger.
A cat came and climbed to the stage and danced, then extended his hand to wish the tiger.
The tiger roared in rage and said "how dare you come on the stage? Even the panther is maintaining its distance and yet you climbed the stage."
The cat replied and after listening to what the cat said, the tiger fainted. What do you think the cat said to the tiger?
Any guess?
The cat said, "I was also a tiger before I got married".
Tuesday, January 7, 2020
Coincidence it is ...
Man In Bar Orders Tiger Beer.
Lady Next To Him - What a coincidence, I am having Tiger Beer too. 🍺
Man - I'm celebrating.
Lady - Me too.
Man - What a coincidence ! Why are you celebrating ?
Lady - My husband & I have tried 4 years for a baby. Today I'm pregnant!
Man - What a coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 years my hens couldn't lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs!
Lady - Wow! How did that happen?
Man - I used a different cock 🐓
Lady smiled and said
WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!
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