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Monday, September 9, 2013
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Blond Mortician Joke
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary
wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician
asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body
dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the
black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the blonde mortician a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank cheque. 'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' the widow says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about
So the widow asked: “Did you switch the two suits?”
Mortician replied: “No, I just switched the two heads.”
(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)
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