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Showing posts with label horse. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 12, 2013
What did Santa get you for Christmas !
A policeman on his horse tells to a young girl on her bike "Did Santa Give you that?"
"Yes" Says the Young Girl
"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year" and fines her $5..
The girl looks up at the policeman and says "Nice Horse you've got there...Did Santa give it to you last Christmas too?"
The Policeman chuckles and replies "Sure thing, he did give me the Horse"
"Well" says the little girl... "Next year, tell Santa that the Fucking dick goes under the horse and not on top of it"
Friday, May 10, 2013
Jockey Tips the Winner Horse !
A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at a London casino when he met up with a striking but quite short and slim young woman. They got on famously and ended up in bed.
The next morning she told him she was a jockey and that if he came to the races at Ascot that day, she'd tip him the winner of each race she was riding in by giving him a sign as she rode out of the saddling paddock.
In Race 2, she rode out rubbing both her boobs. The bloke looked through the race book and found 'Two Abreast' on which he placed $100 at 5-1. It won by two lengths.
In Race 4 she rode out rubbing her fingers round her eyes. He put the lot on 'Eyeliner' at 10-1 and was then $5000 in front.
In the last race she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her crotch. He backed nothing.
After the races, he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 and 4. 'What about 'Itchy Mickey' in the sixth?’ she asked. 'It paid a fortune?'
'Shit', he said, 'I thought you were telling me the favourite was "scratched"....
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