- I tried to catch some Fog. I mist :(
- When Chemists Die, They Barium !
- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran !
- I know a guy who's addicted to break Fluid. He says he can stop anytime !
- How does Mosses make his Tea? Hebrews it !
- I stayed up all night to see where the Sun went. Then it dawned on me !
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But, I never met herbivore !
- I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type A blood. But is was a Type O.
- A dyslexic man walks in to a bra.
- PMS jokes aren't funny - Period !
- Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations !!
- Class trip to the Coca Cola factory: I hope there is no pop Quiz !
- Energizer Bunny got arrested - Charged with Battery !!
- I did not like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
- How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it !!
- What do you call a Dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A Thesaurus !
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble !
- What does a clock do when it's Hungry? It goes back four seconds..
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger - Then it Hit me !
- Broken Pencils are Pointless !!!
