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Monday, November 15, 2010

Funny Office Joke

Employee:    Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? 
            Sure, come on in.   What can I do for you?

    Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee
                     of this prestigious firm for over ten years. 

Employee:    I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like
                     a raise. I currently have four companies after 
                     me and so I decided to talk to you first. 
            A raise?   I would love to give you a raise, but 
                     this is just not the right time.

Employee:    I understand your position, and I know that the
                     current economic down turn has had a 
                     negative impact on sales, but you must also
                     take into consideration my hard work, pro-
                     activeness and loyalty to this company for over
                     a decade. 
            Taking into account these factors, and 
                     considering I don't want to start a brain drain, 
                     I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and 
                     an extra five days of vacation time.  How does
                     that sound?

Employee:    Great!   It's a deal!   Thank you, sir! 
            Before you go, just out of curiosity, what 
                     companies were after you?

    Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, 
                     Water Company and the Mortgage Company!

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