My Darling Wife

A bus full of housewives  going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died .
Each husband cried for a week.
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably : No
My wife missed the bus !!!

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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting !
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in the second Queue...

God said "So you control ur wife?"

Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"...

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A Junior in office dialed his boss's extension by mistake & said: "Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min"
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2? 
Jr : No!
Boss: I'm the BOSS 
Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?
Boss: No!
Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) 

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A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked: "What did you know?" 

She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!"

Smart Boss or Dumb Secretary ?

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A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE."

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. 

Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask him for $2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." 

So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?" 

She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!!

Boyfriend fainted..