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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Marriage and Marijuana






In Canada, the government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.

 They are:

 1. Legalized gay marriage

 2. Legalized marijuana

 Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.

 Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Husband, Wife, Jesus and Mary !



Wife: "What are your plans for Easter?"

 Husband: "Same as Jesus.."

 Wife: "What do you mean ??"

 Husband: "I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!"

Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll do like Mary."

Husband: "What do u mean ?"

Wife: "I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."
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